During my pregnancy, the hormones (that's the ticket!) caused me to get irrationally angry at nonsense. Hearing the non-word "baconnoiseur" would set me off. Luckily, it was mostly in good humor and never lasted long. Also luckily, ad writers seem to have held off until after my hormones settled down to unleash particularly egregious examples.
1. "Power chords of taste-ocity." I don't even know what this means.
2. Adorkable. Yup, Zooey Deschanel strikes again.
I hear there's an opening for an Andy Rooney. Let me update my resume.